Im sick of being normal for you. It was a big, green frog! Honorable Mention! If its pride thats keeping you here, go home. Up 12. Oh, wait. Then, when I got on the bus this morning, none of my friends were on, and I had to sit with a stranger! Pretty soon I heard voices in their room. For the first few nights I slept rough. Yeah, me too. Frankenstein. This monologue is due tomorrow and I have nothing! Seeing the waves reach all the way out from the deep to the shore, I couldnt help but think of what a perfect day it would be for surfing. *hurling motion with hands* Sorry about that. But hey, at least shes not one of those dairy-free flavors. (pause) You heard that, right? Funny, isnt it? Let me show you how she should have done the audition. Oh wait, you have duct tape on your mouth. Heck, even the dreaded small talk, the awkward interactions no one wanted Right now, Id give anything to mess up one more embarrassing presentation, one last really bad attempt at asking my crush to prom. Just once, I want to be a good comparison. Right now, if I told you that I knew how to time travel, would you go back to that night when you got drunk and ran naked into the pond behind my house? Ill never get married, or have children, or finish my snake skin collection or fulfill my life-long dream of being a fortune-cookie writer. He even gets away with rubbing it in my face. But oh. Dont blink. Really? Tinsel, remember when he made you clean Dashers stall after he got into that barrel of chocolate? The family can do without eggs for a few more hours. He waves at me but with only three fingers. [JASMINE] A whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I'm way up here It's crystal clear That now, I'm in a whole new world with you [ALADDIN] Now I'm in a whole new world with you . How do I fix it, dad? Every year, in at least one of my classes, I feel like Im the troublemaker. Im not trying to disrespect anyone or break any big classroom rules, I just cant focus. It seemed like forever until I reached the surface and swam towards the shore. [Absently] Ah, but death is calling me back. Your scientists will want to work with me on this. (Turns back to phone) They said no. He comes by every day at exactly two oclock to feed the gargoyles. I will give you 12% in exchange for you keeping your mouth shut. By: Alayna Hall, Age 11, South Carolina USA Description: A unique take on the story of Pompeii. Your trophies are all dusty. I never thought it would be too muchuntil we got called up. Or, at least I was. Sorry folks, its not gonna start raining men until that water goes down. (Pause.) Not for losing this, youre okay, you lost nothing. A monologue is a long speech by one actor in a play or movie, and this couldve been one, except, Aladdin isnt the only one who contributes to the lyrics. I mean, who wants to sit inside and do nothing, am I right? By: Erin Case, Washington, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen asks a stranger for help after missing a train stop while running away. He would lash out over petty things, like when mom forgot to wash the dishes. Yeah. Every time I look at it, it feels like a punch straight to my gut. I love you, just keep your distance and we wont have any altercations. Lightning broke the sky outside and traveled along the ground and through my bicycle. I mean I see her do something with her teeth, it must be similar right? None of my other friends have to share a room, and none of them have a mother like you. * Sales figures based on certification alone.^ Shipments figures based on certification alone. No pressure, right? Now, I think I know the cure. Well, got to go. The moment I put my signature on that paper, I signed my life away. But like dont make it too expensive because my moms gonna make ME pay for it and I dont have that kind of money. My favorite idea was fashion design. Sarah Goldberg only just landed in Wales, but today, she's thinking of where I'm currently located: Greenpoint, Brooklyn. After I woke up and got the kids fed, I went to get ready for todays brunch. They were doing that thing where they were trying to keep their voices down, but its totally obvious. Yes, Im stressed out, and maybe Ive been a little emotional lately. Give one example of a simile. I dont care. If he didnt want me before, hes not going to want me now. (The speaker is on the phone, frantic, pretending to peer out windows nervously.) Wait, did you guys call me a thief right here, did you really just call me a thief?! I dont think I learned a single thing in his class. Ice in your veins. Shop our merch: https://shopholderness.com/ Learn about our book: https://theholdernessfamily.com/book/Listen to the podcast: https://theholdernessfamily.com/podcast/ Subscribe to Holderness Family Music: https://www.youtube.com/c/theholdernessfamily/ Laugh with us on Holderness Family Vlogs: https://www.youtube.com/c/HoldernessFamilyVlogs/ Follow us on your favorite channel!TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theholdernessfamily Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheHoldernessfamily Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theholdernessfamily/ Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments. I was here first, and as a feline, I have the advantage in the smarts department. Everyone knows that my sister is DEAD because of ME. One minute theyre all like aww whos a good boy, who wants a doggy ice cream treat, do you want a belly rub, or a head scratch? When I was in school, if my name wasnt at the very top of the exam board, I would cry for the next two days. He wouldnt have left me. From the moment we met dancing together at that festival a year ago, until the moment he surprised me on the beach, written in the sand, a proposal pulled straight from the movies. Like it was all happening so slow, but all too fast at the same time. 3 pm, walk home because you can never have too much cardio. The next thing you know, I found myself here, inside this chilly, dark, and ominous-looking structure. So give a monster a break will ya? All Im asking is that you try to live a life without her. Oh heck, Im just going to press all of them. (sits on a tree stump) Why did I take this route? You have no idea how hard it is for our kind!, By: Alyvia Taylor, Age 12, Florida, USA Description: An African American woman expresses her frustration and anger about the injustice she has experienced due to prejudice and racism. I started to wonder if I would ever get out? Im just being there to ward off any girls who want to take my man. Earl, son? And, Im Hispanic, so I dont know what quiet is! Love? Dont get me wrong. Oh, Anna. Is it the turn or walking the other way? I met someone. One day I saw a beautiful portfolio and wanted to meet the photographer. By: Luis H., Age 14, Illinois, USA Description: A student interrupts the pledge to question what it means. Now as I can see on your resume, I understand that you used to work for our rival company, Bath and Body works. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. (Rifling through bag.) And lets not forget about the leg warmers! Then, I will go to the Sun! As this sash was laid upon me I swore to uphold the standards of Miss Fortune. This fascination earned me the nickname Roach Girl after I caught a roach during class. By: Celeste Pompa, Age 16, South Carolina, USA Description: A young driver gets pulled over for the first time. We are only sixteen, so Mom thinks were too young, but one day itll happen. That gets me thinking what is thinking? 11 am, lunch. (Sits up.) 14. People are amazed that I remember so much about my mother, because the cancer took her when I was only five. One things for sure. From the outside looking in, it seems as though I have a lot of friends, but no one knows the real me. ManI just cant wait to hang out in real life again. I cant wait! First Place Winner! By: Ellie K., Age 12, North Carolina, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager shares too much information when asked how he/she is doing.. How am I doing? It wont be long until I grow up, so its better to do this now so I dont forget anything! Did you know I changed my name? You young whipper-snippers dont know how lucky you are! Every day you wake up and put on multiple outfits and hope one isnt too revealing or slutty or hope its not too boring or basic because the standards people set for you are either high or low and you have to meet the standard or you have to go above and beyond to prove that you are something. (Digging through bag, checking pockets.) Just look at all that goody goodness. An Analysis of Figurative Language Used in The Lyric of "A Whole New As if we were the last people on Earth. Maybe it wasnt the worst thing, hope is hope right? Listen to me, we have never, ever had an opportunity like this before. For me, my name means good taste in music, unhappiness, great books on a shelf in a Khrushchevka, career, marriage and children my name reminds me of my father. Oh my God, I might starve. That you mean far less than little to someone, someone who doesnt kiss the earth below you. It's like the final humiliation. Humanity monologues collection rebranded for the new world. Every single aspect of it. Thats enough thinking, time for some television. Nothing changes but I try the best I can to put on a straight face and stay happy, never showing my true emotion. Just turn on the news. For lunch, Im going to the Moon. Sean? Billed annually at $39.99 View Official Scores licensed from print music publishers You cant bend your leg?! It feels wrong to Sadako. You ever know that kind of fear? She is now speaking into the phone.) Well, then. So, Im just saying maybe asking me how I feel isnt the best approach. And I dont need that from you. Claudia: (Yelling) Im not going to tell the police what happened Jayla! We had just left a party. His work occupied all his time. How to Perform a Monologue: an Actor's Guide | Backstage On a separate occasion, you were laying down, I was tickling your hair. Everything is so tiny. (laughs) Thank you for saying that. All I wanted was to be open with you and become who I really am. I tried on all her crowns. I read because of the people I could be.Now that I think about it, Ive never actually had an original thought. On my seat! I mean arent we in a day and age where its okay to be different? Today. It was a big misunderstanding. Its Ross Sullivan you really have to watch out for. After you left, I never asked how your new friends were, or how your new school was because I didnt know what to say. It doesnt matter as much. Ill get to practice my Espaol. People use your head as an armrest, like ALL the time. I remember waking up and crawling in her bed to warm up. Become a McSweeneys Internet Tendency patron today, Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornbys. I have a hair and make-up artist and a personal trainer. You dont waste time, do you? Where I come from, there are basically two groups, and I realized that I dont belong to either of those groups. Turning the serpent to stone wouldnt hurt either. By: Aster Garcia, Age 16, New Mexico, USA Description: A war veteran struggling with the difficulties they face after the battle. (hears someone at the door-maybe a loud crash) That was quick! But he was dead. When I was little, I was hungry. I got plenty of love left. Youve never been concerned about anything that I wanted. Now its grey. As far as my dreams will take me! They asked for the purge theyre gonna get the purge. A pretty nothing. Sorry, Im pinning you down, but otherwise, Im afraid youll run away. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, WITH A CHERRY ON TOP, AND SPRINKLES, AND WHIPPED CREAM: CAN I PLEASE GO TO KATHYS SLEEPOVER TONIGHT? What about now? Chained to the ground by everything Ive got going for me. That maybe the world would be better off without me Now as I sit here next to your grave, I wonder will anyone miss me if I was gone? I mean, we had only enlisted a few weeks before and now they were sending us to the front lines?!? no, no. We were all in it. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Okie dokie. I was scared you werent going to be okay. August 5, 2022, 10:45 am. Lemme tell you the truth about this whole Three Little Pigs thing. It was just a thing we did, you know. No? (For you out-of-towners, that's the short, stumpy one that no one likes.) This is for punctuation marks only! I remember we would all l hold hands around the dinner table and pray. Some girls call me a sell-out, but theyre just totally jealous. I will make new friends. No one will ever care. How did I go from being a happy rabbit living a life of freedom, to being chained up and tortured? He could barely look me in the eye. Maybe ten. See that bowl there? And its weird, because its not like it hurts to say that. Genre: Dramatic. I didnt. I just threw away a friendship after one mistake. Or do we need to rebuild the world on peace and trust? Plus, I still had two tickets with me! And accept that shes gone, and that shes not coming back. (Samantha enters the office) Samantha, get out of my office now Im not dealing with you today. And hows your father? By: Nikki D., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 12 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedic Description: A student describes their day at school. Fine. You shouldnt be upset about not getting what you want, especially when what you want is so materialistic. I mean most people are, but I always find comfort sitting in it. All you have to do is turn princess Andromeda and Poseidons Sea serpent into stone. But I dont let that stuff define me. Theres no one to hold them back and tell them what not to do. You should have seen how fast she ate it up! Hello, may I help you on this fantastic night? Ever since we moved to this plantacion, I look at my reflection in the waters of the creek behind our little tent and I see the dirt on my face I look down at my worn clothes and think to myself, why are we so poor in the land of oportunidad? Oh, I can hear you. And I have no clue where I would even start. Omg, hes coming, hes coming. Why deal with the drama of friend groups when you can enjoy a good mystery? I didnt know all of the pressure that it would be. Because although you see me as a lunatic, what you dont know is that most mornings I lay flat on my back playing the stars awake with the strumming of my guitar. I tried diving headfirst into a pool that was 4 feet deep. My cat, Peanut has decided to join our lesson- OH DONT YOU THINK ABOUT IT. (Smiles at audience. A boy named Conan Doyle. Thats unfortunate because my cat really wants to come with me on the blimp. When the murder happened, there were only three people in the entire gas station, me, the gas station attendant, and that truck driver. Trust me when I tell you that I despised all of it. I ordered it from my house, but it never arrived. Its so fun! It was because I was me. I was the one who deserved his time. I worry that his soul is not at rest. In this monologue, she is running through her chorography for her up-and-coming pageant and slowly unraveling. Youre asking why I dont go out alone at night? You want to scream, What is wrong with you? But if it doesnt, I can add in some of the confidential ingredients. Borders closed? The brother who then moved out and we never heard from him again! They werent just any fair-well letters though. (Long pause.) Oh well, I hope Mrs. Smith recovers. Break the school record in track and field? Do your parents make you listen to their music? And its been in the back of my mind since you first apologized to me. I will be like Christopher Colombus or Francis Drake or like Magellan or whatever. Adios! Something was different this time, I could sense it. By: Thato Sibuyi, Age 17, Haenertsburg, South Africa Description: Amy and her team just lost a competition that had a large amount of prize money.
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